My Top 111 of all time- # 108
Three The Hard Way
Now here is a movie that’s screaming for a remake/reboot. It’s always been a favorite query of mine to ask fellow film geeks who they would cast in this flick. I like the idea except for one thing. I have this fear that the idiots who run Hollywood will cast Puffy as one of the lead roles. I’m sorry Puffy-Diddy-Doody-Whatever fans but I can’t stand him. I’d bet money if Paramount redid this they’d cast the dudes from Jersey Shore as the three leads. I know this sounds like blasphemy, but better The Situation than Puffy.
OK enough Haterade (with a twist of lime), let’s get back to the movie. A group of White Supremacists come up with a way to eliminate the black race-poison the nation’s water supply with Sickle cell anemia. Before they can set their plan into action, Jimmy (Jim Brown), Jagger (Fred Williamson) and Keyes (Jim Kelly) team up to stop them. I almost got into a fight in school once when I challenged a guy’s assertion that AIDS was a government conspiracy by saying he had “had watched Three The Hard Way too many times.”
This flick has been spoofed in such notable flicks like I’m Gonna get You Sucka and Undercover Brother. If you’ve seen Three The Hard Way you know what I’m talking about. There’s a lot of action scenes in this movie and some great 70’s fashions. But the classic scene involves three dominatrices named The Countess, The Empress, and The Princess.
After our heroes are ambushed in a car wash (don’t ask) they capture one of the would be assassins (Sanford and Son’s Howard Platt who played Officer Hoppy), and procure the services of the lovely trio to torture the information they want out of him. I don’t want to give away much more but I will tell you this: In keeping up with the over the top style of this movie they ride three abreast on matching color coordinated Kawasaki motorcycles up the FDR highway. I shit you not.
Gordon Parks Jr directed this movie (he also directed Superfly!).
Warner Home Video reissued this on DVD in a great unedited (throw away those bootlegs!) Widescreen transfer along with 3 other Blaxploitation classics all on one disc! One of which will be coming up later in the list.
From Uncle Rodney’s school of bootlegs :
What the hell? : During one of the action scenes Jim Brown and Fred Williamson chase after this guy who I swear has to be the fastest white man ever. There’s about a five or six block (at least) chase and Hall of Famer Brown and AFL star Williamson can’t catch this trenchcoated clown? I know its a movie and all but it irritates me.