Archive for April, 2013

Guess who’s back?

Arnold-Schwarzenegger

Give me a day or two and I’ll get back on track.

Until then here’s a convo I had with DS a few months back:

Him: “Yo I met this girl at work she’s 5-12!”

Me: “What?”

Him: “She’s 5-12 she’s taller than me. Me, I’m 5-9. She’s 5 feet plus 12 inches. She’s 5-12.”

Me: “5-9 is your IQ you idiot.  12 inches make a foot right?”

Him: “Yeah.”

Me: “So 5 feet plus twelve inches is SIX feet. Not five feet twelve inches!  Think about it. Seriously, how do you cross the street on your own?”

Him: “Oh yeah. Six feet hehehe”