Guess who’s back?
Give me a day or two and I’ll get back on track.
Until then here’s a convo I had with DS a few months back:
Him: “Yo I met this girl at work she’s 5-12!”
Me: “What?”
Him: “She’s 5-12 she’s taller than me. Me, I’m 5-9. She’s 5 feet plus 12 inches. She’s 5-12.”
Me: “5-9 is your IQ you idiot. 12 inches make a foot right?”
Him: “Yeah.”
Me: “So 5 feet plus twelve inches is SIX feet. Not five feet twelve inches! Think about it. Seriously, how do you cross the street on your own?”
Him: “Oh yeah. Six feet hehehe”