Grammy Rant 2020
• Did the Jonas Brother that looks like Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction really have to kiss his wife in the middle of the song?
• That Aerosmith/Run DMC joint started off shitty, but got better as it went on. Sound was eeek!
• Tyler the Creator won? Yeah the Grammys AIN’T fixed. I knew the fix was in when he performed. I did like his acceptance speech.
• Where has Ellen been hiding those ears? Jesus. I still like her though. I thought her jacket was fire though. I bet she bought it on Dyckman.
• Alicia Keys is trying to make me miss ole lip licking LL as host. At least she can sing.
• Issa Rae still has a shot on my Baby Mama fantasy team.
• I loved Lil Nas X and friends performance, but you’ll never convince me the boys from BTS were actually singing. They lip snyched better in the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade.
• I was never a big Demi Lovato fan, but after her song tonite I’m rooting for her. I hope she beats her demons.
• Apparently Kirk Franklin performed during the Nipsey Hussle tribute, but he got about the 10th of the screen time as screamer DJ “Papa, what you want on your chop cheese?” Khaled. They played* him. (*https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Played)
• Why the fuck did Puffy get a “Salute to Industry Icon” Grammy? For what? Ripping off artists? My haterade is 100 proof. I’ll never forgive him for nearly getting Bruce Halverson arrested.(Long Story)
• When i worked for Anderson Merchandisers we used to have a weekly conference call. My district manager Gasper, used to butcher the artists names something awful sometimes. I still remember him calling Wale “Whale”, bless his heart. I thought about that when wondering what idiot thought it would be a good idea to have Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne present for Best Rap/Sung performance.
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