Another loud voice in the Internet wilderness

It’s been awhile since I’ve done this. And since I have a permanent venue for them here on the blog let’s get started shall we?

GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE award * (*Formerly the Toni Prince Go SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE award but since she dissed me and Clinton Green on the deuce earlier this year, I’m removing her name.)

And the nominees are – Oh who am I kidding? White Oprah** and the King of the Photo Ops, Michael Lohan. These two sniping idiots raise the bar of family dysfunction every time they open their mouths.

Runners Up- Spencer Pratt (Heidi and her giant fake breasts are always welcome), Tila Tequila (so annoying she can’t be hot).

You know what? I’m gonna change this to the GO AWAY award.

(**Stolen from Micheal Kay @ D-Listed.com- Bookmark it. Or else I’m sending Micheal Lohan to your house. )

SONG OF THE YEAR- Bad Romance by Lady GaGa.

I don’t really have a choice as this is STILL running on a endless loop in my head.

OK I could have picked a better picture, But I found this intriguing.

Cut and paste this into the address bar if you HAVEN”T seen this  video yet-

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&vq=medium

CUNT OF THE YEAR AWARD  –

Monica Crowley-I understand that’s she’s a pundit on FOX news and to them Obama is the DEVIL incarnate. But for God’s sake can’t you even say ANYTHING nice about the president? Even Pat Buchanan who appears with her on the McLaughlin Group and is about as right wing as they come, can squeeze out a compliment.

STRANGELY FASCINATING WOMAN OF THE YEAR – Mandy Morbid

There's something about her I can't quite put my finger on....

Maybe its the tats?

I'll figure it out eventually.....

http://mandymorbid.blogspot.com/

MAN OF THE YEAR –

Charlie Sheen aka Mr self destruction. My guess is that he’s gonna buy it in spectacular fashion by driving off a cliff in a Ferrari while getting head from a Porn Star hooker with a crack pipe in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. And screaming “Look Ma! No hands!” Actually I’d rather he dial it back on the rowdy behavior and be a good father to his kids and keep telling Alan what an idiot he is on Two and a half Men because I think he’s talented and I hate to see someone throw it all away like that. But I have to hedge my bet so in case he does go out like I predicted I can claim to be psychic. 

WOMAN OF THE YEAR –

Sofia Vergara. Why? Why not?! Sure you would have thought it would be Lady GaGa as much as I’ve mentioned her this year, oh Hell let’s give her an award of her own-

ME ME ME AWARD – LADY GaGa

And to think this is low key for her.

You KNOW A-Rod was peeping this from the dugout.

IDIOT OF THE YEAR (TIE!)

Probably pledging allegiance to his penis

How do you cheat on this woman......

with THIS broad? Even I'M going eeeewwww.........

SPECIAL MENTION:

Mexican TV reporter Ines Sainz.  This woman went into The New Jersey Jets locker room dressed in an outfit similar to this one and claimed she was harassed. Seriously? You expect pro athletes in a locker room in this day and age to act like respectful gentlemen? That’s like me going backstage at the Victoria’s secret show and surprised that my drooling and leering at the models would offend them. Or how bout this – walking into the tiger cage at the Bronx Zoo wearing Lady GaGa’s meat dress and and wondering why you get mauled.

P.S. I get the feeling I met her once. Maybe Jim Monroe introduced us. Jim knows some Brain Surgeons I’ll give him that.

MINDLESS SHEEP award –

All you idiots who follow this self absorbed airhead’s every move –

Oh wait a minute…… I’m one of you. Er, ah, never mind……. (Kim …. call me!)

MOVIE OF THE YEAR –

Sure there’s more refined fare like The Social Network , Inception, and The King’s Speech. But this is my choice. Dissenting opinions will be gladly heard and ignored.

Runner-up:Jackass 3-D.

COOKING TIP OF THE YEAR –

Mrs Dash Table Blend. I put it on everything. Except Ice Cream. Even I’m not that silly.